Fucking Eh!

What country is founded on maple syrup, hockey and beaver fur? What country watches a T.V show about brothers who drink beer and talk about nothing, but can teach you how to get a free case of beer out of an empty bottle and a baby mouse. We enjoy setting records for the longest hockey game marathon ever (240hrs). We produce the best hockey players on the planet. Our cultural diversity sculpts us into a very strong and structured society that breaks away from the generic stereotypes. Our diverse landscape has giant mountains and vast prairies, majestic forests and never ending coasts. Our resources range from fishing, forestry, farming and mining. We are undoubtedly the greatest nation on the planet, with all of our athletes, musicians, actors, politicians and great minds. We are Canadians and this is Canada.